Happy And Glorious ! On her Majesties Service !

I just had to share this .

It is the acting début of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland where I have been informed by a reliable source , a palace insider no less that " she performed all her own stunts " It is also believed that " she received a seven figure sum and a share of the aptly named Royalties "
Apparently Licences to kill ( previously known as letters of marque )are also available in limited numbers ( prefixed with 00 ) from the palace website .
Rumours that the Duke of Edinburgh handed Mr. Bond a long list of names starting with Mohamed Al-Fayed are being downplayed though with a look at his website it would seem to be a logical thing for him to do !

No animals were harmed in the making of this film though her corgis were apparently tickled without mercy !

I would also like to point out that Mr. Bond has an excellent RAF trained pilot and you are advised not to try to copy his flightpath through Tower Bridge with your own helicopter without first obtaining the necessary flight clearance - A covering letter from HRH goes a long way !

Reports that HRH will leave the show using a jet pack and accompanied by Ziggy Stardust have been neither confirmed or , more interestingly , not denied either - Watch this space !

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